The Silly Things I See When Showing Houses

This is a “driveway.” I call it a “lawn.”

The “garage.” I call it a “shed under a deck” or “a garage for a lawnmower.”

This is a “3-year-old furnace.” I call it a “furnace the agent never saw and took the owners word that the new reconditioned gizmo= new furnace.”

This is a Christmas creche that was in someone’s dining room in mid June. Must be the new thing. 

No comment is needed.

And this is clearly the best maintained commode with an open floor plan I have ever seen. It truly sparkles. And privacy is overrated.  

And every one of these pictures is from the past 7 days.