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Active Rain • December 11, 2009

Friday Funny- Good Lawyer Joke

by J. Philip Faranda

From my humor consultant, Tiffany Pratt:

Question: Why are there so many toxic waste dumps in New Jersey and so many lawyers in New York?

Answer: New Jersey got to pick first. 

I love that one. 

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